Tuesday, January 5, 2010

History teacher


History teaches was on leave,
So science teacher was asked 2 prepare question paper.
students were stunned seeing the question

"Dscribe ASHOKA with a neat diagram & label the parts."

:)

Reject


If sumbody rejects u, dont worry.
But live life in such a way that they must say in future
"Oh I made a mistake by rejecting that person".


Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Raat ka andhera


Raat ka andhera ek intejar lata hai,

Din ka ujala ek saugat lata hai,
Aap hamare sath ho na ho,
hawa ka har ek zoka aapki yado ka paigam lata hai.


What is mean by Ph.D.


Manager - What is ur Qualification ?
Sardar - I m Ph.d.
Manager - wat do u mean by Ph.d. ?

Sardar - Passed High school with Difficulty.


Good day or Bad day sms


There is no definition of GOOD DAY or BAD DAY.
It all depends on u & ur thoughts.
Either YOU RUN THE DAY or THE DAY RUNS YOU.


Kisi ko yaad rakhna


Kisi ko yaad rakhna,
kisi ko yaad aana,
ye bhi naseeb naseeb me hota hai,
Dil usi ko yaad karta hai
jo dil k karib hota hai.


Dangerous PJ


Most Dangerous PJ ever
(Warning - Read at ur own risk, be careful)

Agar honey bee U.S. chali jaye to use kya kahenge ? ? ?


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"USB"

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Deadly PJ


Deadly PJ -
Name one thing that RAWAN can do alone & RAM cant ?






GROUP DISCUSSIONS ! ! !