Jab band hogi...

Jab band hogi meri aankhe,
Kai aankho me us din aasu barsenge,
Jin ko satate hai aaj mere SMS,
Kabhi wo hi mere SMS pane ko tarsenge...

A sardar looking sky

A Sardar looking sky at night & asks another sardar
"Is that a Sun or Moon ?"

Other Sardar - "No idea, I m new in this City."

If someone throws

If someone throws stone at u,
u throw flower at them,

But make sure that the flower is still in pot.

:)

Meaningful Lines

Few good meaningful lines :

In life,
"Its better to be with no one,
than to be with the wrong one,
who never made an effort to understand us !"

Suna hai ki

Suna hai k Aap ki Ek Ek smile pe log marte hai,
So keep smiling to reduce population!

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!

Ab bas karo sabko aaj hi marvaoge kya ???
:)

Sabne chaha tha,,,,

Sabne chaha that ki hum na mile,
Humne chaha ki use gum na mile,
Agar khushi milti hai unhe humse juda hokar,
To dua hai ki unhe hum na mile.

Sometimes I forget..

Sometimes I forget to ask "ARE YOU OK?"
Sometimes even i forget say "HI",
But it doesn't mean that I forgot you,
It only means that I'm As Lazy As You.

Din me Deep

Din me deep jalane se kya Fayda,
Rakh me aag lagane se kya Fayda,
Aapko yaad aati nahi hamari,
Jabardasti yaad dilane se kya Fayda ??

alone

Lonely hours are d best hours of life...
bcoz its d only time we share our deepest secrets with d most trusted person in d world...

OURSELVES..!

Lazy

I always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job bcoz,
definitely he will find an easy way to do it.

-BILL GATES

Alcohol & Poison

What is d diff betwn ALCOHOL & POISON ?

If u drink alcohol, u will dance around people,
&
If u drink poison, people will dance around u.

Life is beautiful

dis is d one of d best msgs i have read ....

"LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL"

but

"CONDITIONS APPLY"...

:)

Golden words

Golden Words :
"DON'T aim 2 b a Slave in Heaven,
aim 2 b the Kind of Hell"
-Alexander

"DON'T aim 2 b a lover of a girl,
aim 2 b the father of her son"
-Alexander Fans !

Words from BILL GATES

Rocking words from BILL GATES

"GOOD DECISION COMES FROM EXPERIENCE"

But

"EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD DECISION"

Dil ki gehrai

Dil ki gehrai na koi naap paya,
Is dil me chupaa Raaz na koi jan paya,
kaise kahe hum kisi ko apna,
jo apna ho kar bhi apna na ho paya.

Kanjush Ratna

Thanks for not sending any messages till now...
u are selected for "KANJUSH RATNA" award
Dont send this msg to anyone....
Try for OSCAR.....

Cutest Proposal

The cutest proposal of the world from a sweet girl to a boy..
girl - Hey I hav lost my surname,
can i use urs ?

Flash News

Flash news-In NewZealand there is a baby.
His wt is 80kg.
It will increase to 280kg in 15days.

Incredible but true

bcoz


Baby is an ELEPHANT ! :)

Best Feeling

One of d Best Feeling in d wrld is
when u call me or msg me or give miss call,
bcoz i then know that for a second I crossed ur mind.......

Mr. Bean saw a board

Mr. Bean saw a board at d center of a POND.
He tried reading but cudnt.
Atlast he swims to d center of pond & reads

"CROCODILES PRESENT, DONT SWIM"......

TRUST fact ever

The most TRUST fact ever-
"we are remembered only wen v are needed"
as it goes in the saying
"A CANDLE comes to mind only during POWERCUT"

Friendship - GIVE & TAKE relationship

Friendship is a 'GIVE' & 'TAKE' relationship,
I hope u agree with this.....

So 'GIVE' me a treat &
'TAKE' me to a movie..

So simple ! :)

LOVE,RELIEF N BELIEF.

Son asks Mom diff btwn LOVE,RELIEF N BELIEF.
Mom : Ur dad is my love,
Our driver is my relief,

"ur dad is ur dad, well, dats his belief."

Marwadi donates blood 2 an american,

Marwadi donates blood 2 an american,
He gifts him a mercedes car,
Marwadi donates again,
Dis time he gives Old Cycle !
Why?



bcoz now its marwadi's blood in him .......

Drive Slow

There is always DRIVE SLOW board newar boy's schools,
but not near Girl's school....
Why ?

Bcoz vehicles automatically go slow there....... :)

Tension se chehre pe pimple padte hai

Tension se chehre pe PIMPLE padte hai,
Rone se chehre pe WRINKLE padte hai,

Isiliye DOST hamesha haste rehna,
Qki hasne se chehre pe DIMPLE padte hai.

Aarzu mein tere diwane

Aarzu mein tere diwane ho gaye,
Tuze dost banate banate begane ho gaye,
Kar de ek msg is nacheej ko,
teri bhi bakwas padhe jamane ho gaye.

U most beautiful part of friendship

U know what is the most beautiful part of our friendship...


guess...

guess...



Its the very first letter of this message.