jokestube: December 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Raat ka andhera

Raat ka andhera ek intejar lata hai,
Din ka ujala ek saugat lata hai,
Aap hamare sath ho na ho,
hawa ka har ek zoka aapki yado ka paigam lata hai.

What is mean by Ph.D.

Manager - What is ur Qualification ?
Sardar - I m Ph.d.
Manager - wat do u mean by Ph.d. ?

Sardar - Passed High school with Difficulty.

Good day or Bad day sms

There is no definition of GOOD DAY or BAD DAY.
It all depends on u & ur thoughts.
Either YOU RUN THE DAY or THE DAY RUNS YOU.

Kisi ko yaad rakhna

Kisi ko yaad rakhna,
kisi ko yaad aana,
ye bhi naseeb naseeb me hota hai,
Dil usi ko yaad karta hai
jo dil k karib hota hai.

Dangerous PJ

Most Dangerous PJ ever
(Warning - Read at ur own risk, be careful)

Agar honey bee U.S. chali jaye to use kya kahenge ? ? ?

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"USB"

:)

Friday, December 25, 2009

Deadly PJ

Deadly PJ -

Name one thing that RAWAN can do alone & RAM cant ?

GROUP DISCUSSIONS ! ! !

Common SMS

Its so common hearing

How r u ?

How was ur day ?

So let me ask u something different

Did u smile today ?

If not do it now

Take care of health.

GooD NighT.

Merry X-Mas SMS

May this Christmas bring smiles at ur doorstep,

Joy in ur heart & love &

togetherness of friends & family in ur home.

Merry X-Mas

Christmas SMS

Christmas is love...

Christmas is dedication...

Christmas is happiness...

Happy Christmas to you and your family with a bunch of love & players

Result

Father to Babu - Tu agar is bar fail hua, to mujhe papa na kehna.

After some days.

Father - Kya hua tere result ka ?

Babu - Sorry Ramlal main fail ho gaya.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Meera was travelling

Meera was travelling in a plane.
Someone asked - I think you are suffering from cold & fever...
Meera - No, I m suffering from Lahore to Karachi.

Wonderful Saying

A wonderful saying
"learn the wisdom of compromise,
it is better to bend a little
rather than to break any relationship forever..."

Patience & Silence

Patience & Silence r powerful engines.
Patience makes u mentally strong.
Silence makes u emotionally strong.
So have both in ur life...

Khoye ho ya...

Khoye ho ya soye ho,
Na jane is waqt aap kya kar rahe ho,
Isi ummid pe sms bhej rahe hai,
Ki hamari tarah aap bhi hame yaad kar rahe ho.

Signboard at a Government Office

In the corridor of a government office was a signboard
"Do not make Noise"
Someone added :
"Otherwise we may wake Up"

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Love Letters

Millions of people write Love letters...

But every1 sends their first love letter to me Always ! ! !

Just imagine how Beautiful I am .......

Said the Dustbin !

Sculptor

Man Asked Sculptor :

"How do u make such beautiful idols from stone ?"

He replied :

"Idols & images are already hidden there. I remove STONE only."

First Love

We dont succeed in our 1st Love coz we lack certain qualities.

But

After achieving those qualities,

We never Love again.

STRANGE but TRUE.

Blood Test joke

Pappu Blood k bare me book padh raha tha,

Wife - Ye kya padh rahe ho ?

Pappu - Muze doctor ne kaha hai k kal mera blood test hai, isiliye tayyari kar raha hu.

Jindagi ki Sacchai

Jindagi Ki Sabse Badi Sacchai -
Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
"Manzil to meri yahi thi,
Bus Jindagi gujar gayi meri yaha aate aate."

Monday, December 14, 2009

Thought for life time

Thought for life time -

"Think abt all u speak but dont speak all u think."

You will never get a 2nd chance to make a first impression.

Santa Banta Joke - Biwi & Premika

Santa - Oye, mar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur Premika saath saath aa rahe hai.

Banta - Are, main bhi yahi bolanewala tha.

one day god tested me

One day god tested me,

he erased all my memory n asked "do you remember any1 now?"

I told ur name, god smiled and said -

"some virus can never b formatted."

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