Raat ka andhera

Raat ka andhera ek intejar lata hai,
Din ka ujala ek saugat lata hai,
Aap hamare sath ho na ho,
hawa ka har ek zoka aapki yado ka paigam lata hai.

What is mean by Ph.D.

Manager - What is ur Qualification ?
Sardar - I m Ph.d.
Manager - wat do u mean by Ph.d. ?

Sardar - Passed High school with Difficulty.

Good day or Bad day sms

There is no definition of GOOD DAY or BAD DAY.
It all depends on u & ur thoughts.
Either YOU RUN THE DAY or THE DAY RUNS YOU.

Kisi ko yaad rakhna

Kisi ko yaad rakhna,
kisi ko yaad aana,
ye bhi naseeb naseeb me hota hai,
Dil usi ko yaad karta hai
jo dil k karib hota hai.

Dangerous PJ

Most Dangerous PJ ever
(Warning - Read at ur own risk, be careful)

Agar honey bee U.S. chali jaye to use kya kahenge ? ? ?


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"USB"

:)

Deadly PJ

Deadly PJ -

Name one thing that RAWAN can do alone & RAM cant ?

GROUP DISCUSSIONS ! ! !

Common SMS

Its so common hearing

How r u ?

How was ur day ?

So let me ask u something different

Did u smile today ?

If not do it now

Take care of health.

GooD NighT.

Merry X-Mas SMS

May this Christmas bring smiles at ur doorstep,

Joy in ur heart & love &

togetherness of friends & family in ur home.

Merry X-Mas

Christmas SMS

Christmas is love...

Christmas is dedication...

Christmas is happiness...

Happy Christmas to you and your family with a bunch of love & players

Result

Father to Babu - Tu agar is bar fail hua, to mujhe papa na kehna.

After some days.

Father - Kya hua tere result ka ?

Babu - Sorry Ramlal main fail ho gaya.

:)

Meera was travelling

Meera was travelling in a plane.
Someone asked - I think you are suffering from cold & fever...
Meera - No, I m suffering from Lahore to Karachi.

Wonderful Saying

A wonderful saying
"learn the wisdom of compromise,
it is better to bend a little
rather than to break any relationship forever..."

Patience & Silence

Patience & Silence r powerful engines.
Patience makes u mentally strong.
Silence makes u emotionally strong.
So have both in ur life...

Khoye ho ya...

Khoye ho ya soye ho,
Na jane is waqt aap kya kar rahe ho,
Isi ummid pe sms bhej rahe hai,
Ki hamari tarah aap bhi hame yaad kar rahe ho.

Signboard at a Government Office

In the corridor of a government office was a signboard
"Do not make Noise"
Someone added :
"Otherwise we may wake Up"

Love Letters

Millions of people write Love letters...

But every1 sends their first love letter to me Always ! ! !

Just imagine how Beautiful I am .......

Said the Dustbin !

Sculptor

Man Asked Sculptor :

"How do u make such beautiful idols from stone ?"

He replied :

"Idols & images are already hidden there. I remove STONE only."

First Love

We dont succeed in our 1st Love coz we lack certain qualities.

But

After achieving those qualities,

We never Love again.

STRANGE but TRUE.

Blood Test joke

Pappu Blood k bare me book padh raha tha,

Wife - Ye kya padh rahe ho ?

Pappu - Muze doctor ne kaha hai k kal mera blood test hai, isiliye tayyari kar raha hu.

:)

Jindagi ki Sacchai

Jindagi Ki Sabse Badi Sacchai -
Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
"Manzil to meri yahi thi,
Bus Jindagi gujar gayi meri yaha aate aate."

Thought for life time

Thought for life time - 

"Think abt all u speak but dont speak all u think."

You will never get a 2nd chance to make a first impression.

Santa Banta Joke - Biwi & Premika

Santa - Oye, mar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur Premika saath saath aa rahe hai.

Banta - Are, main bhi yahi bolanewala tha.

:)

one day god tested me

One day god tested me,

he erased all my memory n asked "do you remember any1 now?"

I told ur name, god smiled and said - 

"some virus can never b formatted."

:)

Mohabbat

Wo khush hai par shayad humse nahi,
wo naraz hai par shayad humse nahi,
Kaun kehta hai unhe mohabbat nahi,
Unhe mohabbat to hai par shayad humse nahi.

Imagination is...

"Imagination is more powerful than knowledge,
because knowledge is limited but imagination is unlimited."
-Albert Einstein.

Cold Cream

2 times on lip,
2 times on cheeks,
1 time on forehead,
2 times on eyes,





you must use cold cream.

Path

If the path is beautiful,
1st confirm where it leads,
But, if d destination is beautiful,
dont bother how d path is...

Relations....

When we try to being close to people,
They purposely neglect our care,
When we understand that & we stay little away from them,
Then they will start blaming us for not being with them.

Santa ko machar

Santa ko machar pareshan kar raha tha,
Tang aakar wo bed k niche so gaya,
Tabhi waha 1 jugnu aya,
Santa bola - Sale ab torch lekar dhund raha hai mujhe.

Jab band hogi...

Jab band hogi meri aankhe,
Kai aankho me us din aasu barsenge,
Jin ko satate hai aaj mere SMS,
Kabhi wo hi mere SMS pane ko tarsenge...

A sardar looking sky

A Sardar looking sky at night & asks another sardar
"Is that a Sun or Moon ?"

Other Sardar - "No idea, I m new in this City."

If someone throws

If someone throws stone at u,
u throw flower at them,

But make sure that the flower is still in pot.

:)

Meaningful Lines

Few good meaningful lines :

In life,
"Its better to be with no one,
than to be with the wrong one,
who never made an effort to understand us !"

Suna hai ki

Suna hai k Aap ki Ek Ek smile pe log marte hai,
So keep smiling to reduce population!

!

!

!

Ab bas karo sabko aaj hi marvaoge kya ???
:)

Sabne chaha tha,,,,

Sabne chaha that ki hum na mile,
Humne chaha ki use gum na mile,
Agar khushi milti hai unhe humse juda hokar,
To dua hai ki unhe hum na mile.

Sometimes I forget..

Sometimes I forget to ask "ARE YOU OK?"
Sometimes even i forget say "HI",
But it doesn't mean that I forgot you,
It only means that I'm As Lazy As You.

Din me Deep

Din me deep jalane se kya Fayda,
Rakh me aag lagane se kya Fayda,
Aapko yaad aati nahi hamari,
Jabardasti yaad dilane se kya Fayda ??

alone

Lonely hours are d best hours of life...
bcoz its d only time we share our deepest secrets with d most trusted person in d world...

OURSELVES..!

Lazy

I always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job bcoz,
definitely he will find an easy way to do it.

-BILL GATES

Alcohol & Poison

What is d diff betwn ALCOHOL & POISON ?

If u drink alcohol, u will dance around people,
&
If u drink poison, people will dance around u.

Life is beautiful

dis is d one of d best msgs i have read ....

"LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL"

but

"CONDITIONS APPLY"...

:)

Golden words

Golden Words :
"DON'T aim 2 b a Slave in Heaven,
aim 2 b the Kind of Hell"
-Alexander

"DON'T aim 2 b a lover of a girl,
aim 2 b the father of her son"
-Alexander Fans !

Words from BILL GATES

Rocking words from BILL GATES

"GOOD DECISION COMES FROM EXPERIENCE"

But

"EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD DECISION"

Dil ki gehrai

Dil ki gehrai na koi naap paya,
Is dil me chupaa Raaz na koi jan paya,
kaise kahe hum kisi ko apna,
jo apna ho kar bhi apna na ho paya.

Kanjush Ratna

Thanks for not sending any messages till now...
u are selected for "KANJUSH RATNA" award
Dont send this msg to anyone....
Try for OSCAR.....

Cutest Proposal

The cutest proposal of the world from a sweet girl to a boy..
girl - Hey I hav lost my surname,
can i use urs ?

Flash News

Flash news-In NewZealand there is a baby.
His wt is 80kg.
It will increase to 280kg in 15days.

Incredible but true

bcoz


Baby is an ELEPHANT ! :)

Best Feeling

One of d Best Feeling in d wrld is
when u call me or msg me or give miss call,
bcoz i then know that for a second I crossed ur mind.......

Mr. Bean saw a board

Mr. Bean saw a board at d center of a POND.
He tried reading but cudnt.
Atlast he swims to d center of pond & reads

"CROCODILES PRESENT, DONT SWIM"......

TRUST fact ever

The most TRUST fact ever-
"we are remembered only wen v are needed"
as it goes in the saying
"A CANDLE comes to mind only during POWERCUT"

Friendship - GIVE & TAKE relationship

Friendship is a 'GIVE' & 'TAKE' relationship,
I hope u agree with this.....

So 'GIVE' me a treat &
'TAKE' me to a movie..

So simple ! :)

LOVE,RELIEF N BELIEF.

Son asks Mom diff btwn LOVE,RELIEF N BELIEF.
Mom : Ur dad is my love,
Our driver is my relief,

"ur dad is ur dad, well, dats his belief."

Marwadi donates blood 2 an american,

Marwadi donates blood 2 an american,
He gifts him a mercedes car,
Marwadi donates again,
Dis time he gives Old Cycle !
Why?



bcoz now its marwadi's blood in him .......

Drive Slow

There is always DRIVE SLOW board newar boy's schools,
but not near Girl's school....
Why ?

Bcoz vehicles automatically go slow there....... :)

Tension se chehre pe pimple padte hai

Tension se chehre pe PIMPLE padte hai,
Rone se chehre pe WRINKLE padte hai,

Isiliye DOST hamesha haste rehna,
Qki hasne se chehre pe DIMPLE padte hai.

Aarzu mein tere diwane

Aarzu mein tere diwane ho gaye,
Tuze dost banate banate begane ho gaye,
Kar de ek msg is nacheej ko,
teri bhi bakwas padhe jamane ho gaye.

U most beautiful part of friendship

U know what is the most beautiful part of our friendship...


guess...

guess...



Its the very first letter of this message.

mithi mithi yaado ko

Mithi mithi yaado ko palko me saja lena,

Sath gujare palo ko dilme basa lena,

Najar na aye hakikat me to

muskurake muze sapno me bula lena.

Ek sharabi sharab

Ek sharabi sharab pee kar bus me chadh gaya.

Babaji : Beta tum galat raaste par jaa rahe ho.

Sharabi : Are bhai bus roko, mai galat bus me chadh gaya.

:)

HUM TUM Continues........

Hum Tum 

Santa Banta Comics.............enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear all,

 

This is for u................

A song by a boy

A song by a boy 

Likhe jo khat tujhe vo teri yaad me, 

saare padh liye papa ne raat me, 

savera jab hua to jute pad gaye, 

wo FASHION wale baal hawa me ud gaye.

Yaadon k ye silsile...

Yaadon k ye Silsile banaye rakhana, 

dost kaha he to dosti banaye rakhana, 

Jaan to nahi mangenge apse, 

Gujarish hai jaan pehachan banaye rakhana...

Life means...

Life means :
A winter evening,
Four friends,
Mild Rain,
Four pegs of Rum...

Life means :
100 bucks for petrol,
Two rusty old bikes,
An open road...

Life means :
Maggi noodles,
A hostel room,
3.25 am....

Life means :
1 prep leave,
1 Night,
1 book,
8 duffers...

Life means :
1 girl,
1 number,
4 friends,
& a fight...

Now

Life means :
Old friends,
separate cities,
separate lives
and endless sms to stay in touch...

Life means :
Friends forever...

Na Jarurat rakho SITARO ki...

Na jarurat rakho SITARO ki...
Na jarurat rakho FALTU yaaro ki....
Bas Ek Dost Maango Hamare Jaisa...
Jo WAAT laga de Hazaro ki.....
:)

Nothings lasts forever

Nothing lasts forever,

So Live it UP, 

Drink it down, 

laugh it off, 

avoid the bull shit, 

take CHANCES 

& never have regrets,

bcoz at one point, 

everything you did was exactly you WANTED ! ! !

Puneri wrong Number

Puneri Wrong Number

A: Hello
B: Bola
A: Deshpande aahet ka ?
B: (Chidun) Nahi te Pawankhindit ladhatayet
A: Tyanna sanga raje gadavar pochalet, melat tari chalel.

Bell is soundless

Bell is soundless until sum1 rings it,
song makes no sense until sum1 sings it,
dont hide ur feelings coz its not called feelings until others feel it.

Khushi ko

Khushi ko gam kaise keh de,
tumhari dosti ko kam kaise keh de,
Yeh to sab kehte hai ki tum pagal ho,
lekin sach me ho yeh hum kaise keh de...

Waiting for message from Special.......

Once again ur msg tone will ring,
and U'l look at ur cute phone,
expecting a msg frm sum1 Special,
but so Sad,
its just me again wishing u GooD EveninG.

Waqt Kehta Hai

Waqt kehta Hai mujhe "GAWANA" mat,

DIL kehta hai mujhe "LAGANA" mat,

DOST kehta hai mujhe "AZMANA" mat,

aur

HUM kehte hai Hume "BHULANA" mat.

Happy Friendship Day.

Making A Million Friends

Making A Million Friends is Not a Miracle,
The Miracle is to Make a Friend,
Who will stand By U,

When Millions r Against U.

Happy Friendship Day.

Teacher aur Santa

Teacher : Jab Bijali chamakti hai to Roshni pehle aur Awaj baad me Kyun Aati hai ?

Santa : Kyunki Hamari Aankh aage aur kaan piche hai na isiliye.

:)

what is Friendship day story

In 1935 American government had killed a person on 1st Saturday of August. The next day his Friend died committing suicide. In his memory American government had declared 1st Sunday of every august as "FRIENDSHIP DAY". On this 72nd Friendship Day i wish you to send this story to all your friends and make them to know about the true value of friendship. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Read the full story

Friendship day messages

Funny Shayari - Saap ne

Saap ne piya Bakri ka Khun,

Wah wah wah wah

Saap ne piya Bakri ka Khun,

Good Afternoon Good Afternoon ! ! !

:)

Funny Shayari

This shayari literallly kills,

Machhar ne Aadmi ko Kaata

Wah wah wah wah

Machhar ne Aadmi ko Kaata

Tata Tata Tata Tata

:)

Friendship means

Friendship means,
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,
u fell down in mud,



i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak !!!
ha ha ha

Kinaro ki kabhi Hadh....

Kinaro ki kabhi hadh nahi hoti,
Taro ki kabhi ginti nahi hoti,
Bach k rehna hamse,
Q k hamare DIL me kaid hue
Dosto ki kabhi Jamanat nahi hoti.

Everything is Incomplete

Everything is Incomplete without 'Me'
--mory
--lody
co--dy
ti--
ga--
so--thing
--aning
--eting
even this --ssage
so dont forget 'Me'.

A Dog was chasing Sardar

A dog was chasing a sardar,
sardar runs but laughing,
A man asked why r u laughing ?
sardar replied "I use airtel sim but Hutch network is following me"

He he he :)

Har Koi tumsa Khas

Har koi tumsa Khas nahi hota,
Jo khas hai wo kabhi paas nahi hota,
Yakin na aye to Chand se pucho,
Jiske dur hote hue b duri ka Ehasas nahi hota.

Let ur Life be Bright

Let ur Life be Bright and Sunny,
Wah Wah..
Let ur Life be Bright and Sunny,
and Let the one u 'Marry' be FAT & FUNNY !
Wah Wah Wah Wah

Tera Aashiyana Dil me

Tera Aashiyana Dil me basaya hai,
Teri Yaadon ko seene se lagaya hai,
Pata nahi yaad teri hi kyu aati hai,
Dost to maine auron ko bhi banaya hai.

Doctor to Patient - Congratulations ! ! ! You are Free

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However,

If they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.


The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

Spiderman 4 Trailer from youtube

View on youtube.com

Kaminey Trailer - Trailer of the Kaminey Movie of Shahid Kapoor & Priyanka Chopra

Kaminey Trailer - Trailer of the Kaminey Movie of Shahid Kapoor & Priyanka Chopra

Hindi Jokes and Hindi SMS

Bahu- Maaji, woh abhitak nahi aaye, koi dusri ladki ke saath.....
Maaji- Are bahu tum hamesha ulta kyon sochti ho, aisa bhi to
ho shakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho........

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Wife - Sunoji, doctor ne muze aek mahine ke liye aaram karne
ke liye kisi hill station pe jane ko kaha hai, ab hum kaha jayenge ?
Husband- Doosre doctor ke paas........

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Ek din Naradji dharti par beer pine ko aaye. 12 bottle pine ke
baad waitor ne puchha- aap ko chadhati kyo nahi ?
Naradji ne kaha- mein bhagwan hu isliye.
Waitor- Chadh gayi saale ko........

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Napoleon - There is no such word as 'impossible' in my
dictionary. Sardar- To dictionary dekh ke kharidni chahiye na......

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Ek sharabi aek Shiv mandir pe harroj matha tekta tha.
Ek din pujari ne Shivji ki murti ki jagah Ganeshji ki murti rakh di.
Sharabi aaya, Ganeshji ko dekh ke bola, chhotu papa se bol dena
mein aaya tha.......

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k aadmi bhens ke upar beth kar aa raha tha. Traffic police
ne roka aur puchha helmet kyo nahi pehna.
Aadmi ne kaha - Sahab, jara upar nahi niche dekho, ye two
wheeler nahi four wheeler hai.........

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Funny Hindi Jokes this Morning !

Son asked his father on the beach - Papa, ise beach kyon kehte 
hai ?
Father said, Woh to aasman aur jameen ke beech mein hai isliye ise beach kehte hai.

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3 boys were going on a motor cycle . Policeman stopped them. Sardar said - Oye, pehle hi 3 baithe hue hai, tu kaha baithega ?

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Manu - Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta hu to sirf aawaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor - Aisa kab hota hai ? Manu - Telephone par.

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 2 ladako ko 3 live bombs milte hai. Woh use police ke havale karna chahte hai. Raaste mein pehala ladaka bola - Agar tin mein se 1 bomb raaste mein hamare haatho mein hi fat jaye to ? dusre ladke ne kaha - Police ko juth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the....

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 Robert - Boss, mere 3 bachche hai unka naam kya rakhu ?
Ajit - 1 ka naam Peter dusre ka naam Michael aur tisre ka naam Cha Ling Chu rakhna. 
Robert - Par boss, Cha Ling Chu kyon ?
Ajit - Bevkuf, duniya ka har tisra bachcha chinese hota hai.... 

 

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Funny Superhero - Spiderman Trailer

Funny Animated Video

Funny Animated Video found on youtube.

Prem - Premi ani Premika

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!! Just check out guys........

 

 

 

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

 

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

 

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

 

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

 

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

 

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

 

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

 

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

 

HE! : Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

 

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

 

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

 

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

 

FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humour)
 
 

 

 

 

Funny Shayari 1 - So ja Mere Dost

So ja mere dost agar neeend tujhe aati hai,

yahan toh haal bura hai,

har raat yuhin hi guzar jaati hai

Ab kya bataun tujhe ,

tere sote hi teri girlfriend mujhe hi phone lagaati hai

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Aapne dil churaya Hum Khamosh rehe

Aapne neend churayi ,Hum Khamosh rehe

Aapne hansi churayi Hum khamosh rehe

But its to much yaar

GHADI TO wapis karo meri

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Sardar in Different Situations ............. :)

Teacher: Translate to English - "Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain".
Santa: "The Tablets are walking in the market".

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: I am sick, and wont be coming to office today.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss:" I am ok now, and ur wife is very sweet."

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha.

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Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

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