Son asked his father on the beach - Papa, ise beach kyon kehte
hai ?
Father said, Woh to aasman aur jameen ke beech mein hai isliye ise beach kehte hai.
3 boys were going on a motor cycle . Policeman stopped them. Sardar said - Oye, pehle hi 3 baithe hue hai, tu kaha baithega ?
Manu - Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta hu to sirf aawaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor - Aisa kab hota hai ? Manu - Telephone par.
2 ladako ko 3 live bombs milte hai. Woh use police ke havale karna chahte hai. Raaste mein pehala ladaka bola - Agar tin mein se 1 bomb raaste mein hamare haatho mein hi fat jaye to ? dusre ladke ne kaha - Police ko juth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the....
Robert - Boss, mere 3 bachche hai unka naam kya rakhu ?
Ajit - 1 ka naam Peter dusre ka naam Michael aur tisre ka naam Cha Ling Chu rakhna.
Robert - Par boss, Cha Ling Chu kyon ?
Ajit - Bevkuf, duniya ka har tisra bachcha chinese hota hai....
hai ?
Father said, Woh to aasman aur jameen ke beech mein hai isliye ise beach kehte hai.
3 boys were going on a motor cycle . Policeman stopped them. Sardar said - Oye, pehle hi 3 baithe hue hai, tu kaha baithega ?
Manu - Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta hu to sirf aawaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor - Aisa kab hota hai ? Manu - Telephone par.
2 ladako ko 3 live bombs milte hai. Woh use police ke havale karna chahte hai. Raaste mein pehala ladaka bola - Agar tin mein se 1 bomb raaste mein hamare haatho mein hi fat jaye to ? dusre ladke ne kaha - Police ko juth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the....
Robert - Boss, mere 3 bachche hai unka naam kya rakhu ?
Ajit - 1 ka naam Peter dusre ka naam Michael aur tisre ka naam Cha Ling Chu rakhna.
Robert - Par boss, Cha Ling Chu kyon ?
Ajit - Bevkuf, duniya ka har tisra bachcha chinese hota hai....
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