Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Funny Shayari - Saap ne
Saap ne piya Bakri ka Khun,
Wah wah wah wah
Saap ne piya Bakri ka Khun,
Good Afternoon Good Afternoon ! ! !
:)
Funny Shayari
This shayari literallly kills,
Machhar ne Aadmi ko Kaata
Wah wah wah wah
Machhar ne Aadmi ko Kaata
Tata Tata Tata Tata
:)
Friendship means
Friendship means,
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,
u fell down in mud,
i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak !!!
ha ha ha
Kinaro ki kabhi Hadh....
Kinaro ki kabhi hadh nahi hoti,
Taro ki kabhi ginti nahi hoti,
Bach k rehna hamse,
Q k hamare DIL me kaid hue
Dosto ki kabhi Jamanat nahi hoti.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Everything is Incomplete
Everything is Incomplete without 'Me'
--mory
--lody
co--dy
ti--
ga--
so--thing
--aning
--eting
even this --ssage
so dont forget 'Me'.
--mory
--lody
co--dy
ti--
ga--
so--thing
--aning
--eting
even this --ssage
so dont forget 'Me'.
A Dog was chasing Sardar
A dog was chasing a sardar,
sardar runs but laughing,
A man asked why r u laughing ?
sardar replied "I use airtel sim but Hutch network is following me"
He he he :)
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Har Koi tumsa Khas
Har koi tumsa Khas nahi hota,
Jo khas hai wo kabhi paas nahi hota,
Yakin na aye to Chand se pucho,
Jiske dur hote hue b duri ka Ehasas nahi hota.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Let ur Life be Bright
Let ur Life be Bright and Sunny,
Wah Wah..
Let ur Life be Bright and Sunny,
and Let the one u 'Marry' be FAT & FUNNY !
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Tera Aashiyana Dil me
Tera Aashiyana Dil me basaya hai,
Teri Yaadon ko seene se lagaya hai,
Pata nahi yaad teri hi kyu aati hai,
Dost to maine auron ko bhi banaya hai.
Doctor to Patient - Congratulations ! ! ! You are Free
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However,
If they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Hindi Jokes and Hindi SMS
Bahu- Maaji, woh abhitak nahi aaye, koi dusri ladki ke saath.....
Maaji- Are bahu tum hamesha ulta kyon sochti ho, aisa bhi to
ho shakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho........
Wife - Sunoji, doctor ne muze aek mahine ke liye aaram karne
ke liye kisi hill station pe jane ko kaha hai, ab hum kaha jayenge ?
Husband- Doosre doctor ke paas........
Ek din Naradji dharti par beer pine ko aaye. 12 bottle pine ke
baad waitor ne puchha- aap ko chadhati kyo nahi ?
Naradji ne kaha- mein bhagwan hu isliye.
Waitor- Chadh gayi saale ko........
Napoleon - There is no such word as 'impossible' in my
dictionary. Sardar- To dictionary dekh ke kharidni chahiye na......
Ek sharabi aek Shiv mandir pe harroj matha tekta tha.
Ek din pujari ne Shivji ki murti ki jagah Ganeshji ki murti rakh di.
Sharabi aaya, Ganeshji ko dekh ke bola, chhotu papa se bol dena
mein aaya tha.......
k aadmi bhens ke upar beth kar aa raha tha. Traffic police
ne roka aur puchha helmet kyo nahi pehna.
Aadmi ne kaha - Sahab, jara upar nahi niche dekho, ye two
wheeler nahi four wheeler hai.........
Friday, July 10, 2009
Funny Hindi Jokes this Morning !
Son asked his father on the beach - Papa, ise beach kyon kehte
hai ?
Father said, Woh to aasman aur jameen ke beech mein hai isliye ise beach kehte hai.
3 boys were going on a motor cycle . Policeman stopped them. Sardar said - Oye, pehle hi 3 baithe hue hai, tu kaha baithega ?
Manu - Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta hu to sirf aawaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor - Aisa kab hota hai ? Manu - Telephone par.
2 ladako ko 3 live bombs milte hai. Woh use police ke havale karna chahte hai. Raaste mein pehala ladaka bola - Agar tin mein se 1 bomb raaste mein hamare haatho mein hi fat jaye to ? dusre ladke ne kaha - Police ko juth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the....
Robert - Boss, mere 3 bachche hai unka naam kya rakhu ?
Ajit - 1 ka naam Peter dusre ka naam Michael aur tisre ka naam Cha Ling Chu rakhna.
Robert - Par boss, Cha Ling Chu kyon ?
Ajit - Bevkuf, duniya ka har tisra bachcha chinese hota hai....
hai ?
Father said, Woh to aasman aur jameen ke beech mein hai isliye ise beach kehte hai.
3 boys were going on a motor cycle . Policeman stopped them. Sardar said - Oye, pehle hi 3 baithe hue hai, tu kaha baithega ?
Manu - Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta hu to sirf aawaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor - Aisa kab hota hai ? Manu - Telephone par.
2 ladako ko 3 live bombs milte hai. Woh use police ke havale karna chahte hai. Raaste mein pehala ladaka bola - Agar tin mein se 1 bomb raaste mein hamare haatho mein hi fat jaye to ? dusre ladke ne kaha - Police ko juth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the....
Robert - Boss, mere 3 bachche hai unka naam kya rakhu ?
Ajit - 1 ka naam Peter dusre ka naam Michael aur tisre ka naam Cha Ling Chu rakhna.
Robert - Par boss, Cha Ling Chu kyon ?
Ajit - Bevkuf, duniya ka har tisra bachcha chinese hota hai....
Thursday, July 9, 2009
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!! Just check out guys........
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE! : Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humour)
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Funny Shayari 1 - So ja Mere Dost
So ja mere dost agar neeend tujhe aati hai,
yahan toh haal bura hai,
har raat yuhin hi guzar jaati hai
Ab kya bataun tujhe ,
tere sote hi teri girlfriend mujhe hi phone lagaati hai
Aapne dil churaya Hum Khamosh rehe
Aapne neend churayi ,Hum Khamosh rehe
Aapne hansi churayi Hum khamosh rehe
But its to much yaar
GHADI TO wapis karo meri
Sardar in Different Situations ............. :)
Santa: "The Tablets are walking in the market".
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: I am sick, and wont be coming to office today.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss:" I am ok now, and ur wife is very sweet."
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha.
Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
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